Sometimes a story comes along that just blows you away. A story so bananas that’s it’s hard to believe it’s true!
Of course, with the state the world is in in 2022, absolutely nothing should surprise us, right?
Everything seems to be blowing up, even the best laid plans of master criminals. Or in this case, the bumbling intermediaries in a global drug smuggling operation.
Whats the appealing story? Per the Minnesota Spokesman Recorder:
Bungling drug smugglers lost out on a shipment of cocaine with a street value of more than $83 million hidden in crates of bananas after they were delivered to Czech supermarkets before they could be intercepted in Germany en route from Colombia.
Fellas, you had ONE JOB! Get the nose candy to Germany! Now the boys in Germany don’t have all the cocaine fueled energy they need to walk everywhere because they can’t drive with these crazy gas prices. I guess it’s “petrol” in Europe. How fancy.