So called “comedian” and former TV host, the obnoxious Chelsea Handler proved how much of a classless twit she is during the Critics Choice Awards last Friday when she slammed First Lady Melania Trump by making an inference about her being a prostitute. That’s hilariously rich coming from a used up old maid who brags about being promiscuous and her three abortions. Besides, I though “slut-shaming” was forbidden by the left?
Handler, during one of her on-stage bits, cracked wise about the surge in biographical movies as of late.
“It was a huge year for biopics … Anora, about Melania Trump,” she attempted to zing. Another fact to keep in mind about Handler is that she has a plethora of television shows under her belt that never made it past the first or second season. In other words, she’s a failure.
The film she mentioned, Anora, was made in 2024 and follows the life story of a “young sex worker from Brooklyn” who “meets and impulsively marries the son of an oligarch. Once the news reaches Russia, her fairytale is threatened.”
Chelsea Handler hosting Friday night’s #CriticsChoiceAwards: “It was a huge year for biopics….Anora, about Melania Trump.” (IMDb on Anora: “A young sex worker from Brooklyn meets and impulsively marries the son of an oligarch.” pic.twitter.com/qiZGajwHAW
— Brent Baker 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 (@BrentHBaker) February 8, 2025
Handler wasn’t done being an angry old harpie, going on to attack actress Cheryl Hines for being married to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., saying that the actors who didn’t take home any awards for the evening “will just be in the background, questioning your life choices, like Cheryl Hines at a Senate confirmation hearing.”
Despite not having a single cell in her body that is capable of being funny, the Critics Choice Awards have hired Handler to be the host for the program three years running now. What they see in her is beyond my comprehension.
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“In 2023, Handler admitted that show thought that the sun and the moon were the same thing until she was 40 when her sister informed her that the sun and moon were actually two different bodies in our solar system,” Breitbart reported. How this woman’s lungs manage to function on their own is mind-blowing given her lack of intelligence.
“This is true. I didn’t know until I was 40 years old that the sun and the moon were not the same thing,” Handler said during a conversation with Jimmy Fallon ahead of her hosting gig at her first Critics Choice Awards.
This amazing moment of clarity took place while she and her sister were riding elephants in Africa.
“My older sister Simone looked up at the sky, and she said, ‘Chelsea, look up. It’s not often you get to see the sun and the moon at the same time,’” Handler recounted. “I was like Scooby Doo. I’m like, ‘Ruh, what?’”