Author: robm

One of the brightest young defensive stars in the NFL is finding his charity bowing up after delivering a game changing fumble return Sunday night during the Wild Card round of the NFL Playoffs. Sam Hubbard, the fifth-year defensive end from Ohio State now a budding star defensive end for the Cincinnati Bengals snagged a fumble forced by running mate and fellow star defender Logan Wilson, and promptly rumbled 98 yards the opposite direction in staking the Bengals to a lead they would never relinquish. It was a momentum stealing, game changing play as the Ravens were about to take…

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In a move that wasn’t necessary, and no one asked for, woke country music star Maren Morris took it upon herself to offer an apology to the queer community on behalf of all country music. It is unclear as to what precipitated Morris to apologize to a community that likely doesn’t buy or listen to country music, but that didn’t stop the leftist crooner from offering her deepest apologies on behalf of Nashville. During her guest appearance on RuPaul’s Drag Race, Morris had this to say. Morris addressed the group of drag queen contestants assembled for Friday’s episode of the…

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For Christians worldwide, the Mel Gibson movie, “The Passion of the Christ” was groundbreaking, heartbreaking and is loved for its sometimes-brutal depiction of the life and death of Jesus Christ. Finally, after a decade and much speculation, the movie is getting a sequel. Of course, we all know how the real-life story goes, but audiences everywhere have been waiting to dig deeper into the resurrection of Jesus Christ, and Mel Gibson is finally set to deliver. Filmmaker Mel Gibson plans to begin filming for the sequel to “The Passion of the Christ” this spring, according to the Daily Wire. “Passion” depicts…

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A massive, 21-foot killer whale weighing an estimated 3-and-a-half ton has beached itself and died on the Florida coast just north of Daytona Beach. The 7,000-pound female orca washed ashore and died, requiring dozens of people and heavy equipment to move it to Sea World for a whale autopsy. Authorities said that SeaWorld will be performing a necropsy to establish the killer whale’s cause of death following the incident. I’m no marine biologist, but this looks like suicide. What other reason would cause a whale to swim so close to the shore, beach itself, and die? One would think whales…

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Former ESPN reporter Jemele Hill is one of the most divisive, whiny race baiters in the business. You know it must be bad when ESPN fires you, right? Well, Hill has still managed to find the occasional “media” outlet to allow her to spew her divisive trash, and her most recent diatribe showed up in “The Atlantic” recently. However, shocker, Hill is somewhat right this time. It pains me to write that as much as it does to read it. Dana White, the head of the UFC and outspoken advocate AGAINST domestic abuse was filmed on New Year’s Eve ironically…

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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) has gotten her Twitter account suspended once again, this time for using some beats from a 90’s rap song by famed rapper, gangster and woman beater Dr. Dre. Dre played the Super Bowl halftime show as recently as 2022 despite his long history of violence towards women, drugs, drunk driving and criminality. Now Dre has gotten Marjorie Taylor Greene suspended from Twitter for using some beats from a 1999 song he recorded with Snoop Dogg. Rap music icon Dr. Dre objected to the unapproved use of one of his most popular songs, and it led to the…

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It should be common knowledge that if you piss of the employees of a restaurant, bad things might happen. Having worked in the service industry, I can neither confirm nor deny that certain “accidents” could happen to your food if you are rude or send food back too many times. It’s just the natural consequences of being entitled, or a jerk to people that have FULL CONTROL over your food. Same goes for delivery drivers. Drivers are often tasked with making multiple stops, trying to deliver the correct orders in a timely manner and usually on their own dime where…

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A “Real Housewives of Salt Lake City” star is in real trouble after pleading guilty to her part of an online telemarketing scam that targeted seniors. Jen Shah is in deep trouble after pleading guilty to a scam where she would provide ‘leads” to her fellow scammers and then take a cut of the ill-gotten gains. She is to be sentenced in a Federal Court in Manhattan on Friday, and prosecutors are seeking up to ten years for her part in the crime, which often resulted in victims being left penniless. Disgraced “Real Housewives of Salt Lake City” star Jen…

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Taylor Swift is a force of nature. If you hate Taylor Swift, you hate her for the same reason people hate Nickelback, Creed, and Donald Trump. For no real reason except it is cool to hate her. She is beautiful, talented, modest, and can craft a song like few others of her generation. That’s not to even mention her pussy cat. While Taylor Swift has more of a net worth than some small countries and most everyone you will ever know, the net worth of her cat will probably depress you. In a purrfect world we would all make more…

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Tesla has a controversial, yet very popular “autopilot” function which allows drivers to relax their attention away from the road temporarily so long as they maintain their hands on the wheel. While this could certainly be a useful function, especially on long trips (you know, the kind you can’t really take in most ev’s), some drivers are finding ways around the safety feature and abusing the autopilot mode. As technology advances, especially in high-end electric vehicles such as the Tesla, naturally people will attempt to exploit, and abuse said technology. Clearly no vehicles are meant to be driven without human…

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In a move no one saw coming, New Hampshire has passed a new law banning unwanted and unsolicited nude pictures from being sent. To be honest, I was unaware that receiving unwanted and unsolicited nudes was a problem or an actual thing, but apparently in New Hampshire it is quite the issue. The so called “cyber flashing” law went into effect the first of the year and is intended mostly to protect women from unwanted frank-and-bean pictures sent via sms. Check this out. House Bill 1388 adds to New Hampshire’s public indecency, indecent exposure, and lewdness law, which prohibits flashing others in…

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The 1980’s were truly the pinnacle of teen comedies. No era has matched such classics as Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Porky’s, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, the list goes on and on. At, or near the top of the list is the John Hughes classic Sixteen Candles. The movie was Molly Ringwald and Anthony Michael Hall’s breakout hit and has been a much-loved tradition ever since. However, as the famous every-dad from the movie, Paul Dooley (face it we all wanted him as our dad) explains in his new book, if not for one rewrite of one…

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It could be argued (correctly) that it takes copious amounts of liquor to watch CNN, unless of course you are an unhinged leftist. Being inebriated is pretty much the only way to watch the far-left clown show of fake news otherwise known as CNN without going full Elvis Presley mode and shooting your television. Be that as it may, CNN is pressing on and attempting to portray themselves as more than the “World Weekly News” of cable news and limiting the amount of alcohol their “talent” can consume on air on New Year’s Eve. Now, I’m not sure who the…

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It was a good run, ladies. It seems like forever ago that #metoo took place and women everywhere were empowered and riding high. Now? Well, sneaky dudes are winning beauty pageants, taking first place at sporting events, and the lgbtq air force is demanding that men are women and mothers are ‘birthing people”. It’s all very upside down right now, and not in the entertaining “Stranger Things” way. The world is sort of like an old SNL skit before all they could do was bash conservatives and Donald Trump. Except even less funny, if possible. Recently the Los Angeles Times,…

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Tom Cruise has been an unstoppable force of nature for parts of five decades. From his humble beginnings in the movie Taps to Top Gun: Maverick, Cruise has delivered time and again. Cruise is capable of comedy, drama, rom-coms, and he is perhaps America’s last action hero. Tom Cruise is box office gold in an era where many consider the theater experience dead. Big budget flick after big budget flick crash and burn. The reasons why vary; could be the woke themes, or it could be just poor casting and writing. Whatever the reason, Tom Cruise just can’t lose. Cruise…

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We are here, folks. We are at the very edge of reality and teetering dangerously close to going over. The wokeness, virtue signaling, vitriol from the left and general bitching has gotten to the point that you can’t even go to the movies. The left would have us homogenize entertainment to the point where it isn’t even entertaining anymore. There is little compelling at the cineplex these days, outside of the occasional Tom Cruise movie, so when James Cameron announced the release of the 13 years overdue sequel to Avatar, audiences were delighted. Unfortunately, the movie has disappointed at the…

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Big news from the pseudo-sports world! The race for 2022 Mother of the Year has been blown wide open as a Michigan mom has been arrested for cyber bullying her own daughter. Perhaps Casey Anthony can climb back in the race after being thought to be disqualified. Poor taste? Probably, but so is cyber bullying your own daughter! A Michigan woman was recently arrested after federal officials claimed that she was the cyberbully who engaged in persistent harassment of her daughter and her daughter’s boyfriend for nearly 18 months. This was no “one off” situation. This was an 18-month effort…

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It’s tough being an American in 2022, isn’t it? Crime, homelessness, high gas prices, skyrocketing food prices, so many first world problems, right? Joe Biden has run our country off of the road right into a ditch. Guess what isn’t living in the lake next to the ditch. A hippopotamus! Sure, America is fraught with peril. Hell, in Florida you can encounter an alligator, poisonous snakes, panthers, and meth-heads all in the same afternoon. What you won’t encounter in the lower 48, or the other two states in fact is a wild hippo, ladies’ night at the Panda Buffet notwithstanding.…

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Big, big news from the Great White North. Halton School District in Ontario says it will begin suspending Oakville Trafalgar High School students for snapping pics of a local mountain range. So, I realize it’s Canada, and Canada is a Socialist nightmare, but since when is taking picture of mountains an egregious offense? Well, when they aren’t real and are attached to the local transgender high school shop teacher is when! Duh! Confused? You should be. Everyone should be, especially the shop teacher, who clearly has divorced him/herself from reality long ago. Reality got the house and car, and the…

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Arby’s has long been synonymous with “the meats”. The ad campaign is one of the more memorable and successful in fast food history. Despite selling food that just barely passes the sniff test, Arby’s brand has exploded in recent years, as has their product line. You are now able to get more than just weirdly textured roast beef sandwiches. Burgers, deli sandwiches, even chicken are now offered. Hence, the “meats”. I bet you weren’t aware of the newest item you can purchase at your participating Arby’s. Need wrapping paper for Christmas? More specifically delicious meat scented paper? Who doesn’t besides…

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Breakfast has taken a devastating blow with the announcement that Eggo must leggo of a rather large fine for releasing a toxic gas into the atmosphere at its plant in San Jose, California. In an accident involving a subcontractor at the delicious waffle making facility, the contractor damaged a pipe, releasing toxic ammonia instead of maple syrup into the air, causing residents to have to shelter in place, presumably until enough butter was located. (I can’t be the only person that puts butter on a waffle) to neutralize the gas. The Eggo company, creators of the Eggo waffle, will be…

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In what is just another sad sign of our times, a New York City icon is closing its doors for good at years end. Caroline’s on Broadway, the famous comedy landmark will be ceasing operations January 1. Carolines has been a staple of the comedy industry and perhaps the most well-known name in America in terms of live comedy, hosting some of the biggest names in comedy, and Joy Behar. The legendary club has seen A-list acts like Jerry Seinfeld, Billy Crystal, Jon Stewart, Joy Behar, Jimmy Fallon, Michael Che, Robin Williams, Conan O’Brien and Larry David. Club ownership could not…

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Who doesn’t love a good sale, right? Labor Day, President’s Day, Black Friday, any chance to save a buck on stuff you don’t need is awesome! What about if you didn’t have to go to the mall, or wait in line on Black Friday, or physically assault someone for the last George Foreman grill? The new look of Twitter is making it possible! That is, if you desire something from the Twitter corporate location. Elon is having a clearance sale! Elon Musk took over Twitter recently, and immediately set about making the leftist platform fairer and more equitable. He also…

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With all of the attention surrounding Brittney Griner coming back to her hated home country from a Russian clink, the WNBA is getting some attention, and perhaps some new, soon to be bored-to-tears eyeballs. Stop! I understand the temptation to watch manly, tattooed women run really slow and shoot set shots might be overwhelming, but there are alternatives in the sports world that will make you laugh, thrill you, and perhaps inspire us all in a way a bunch of whiney semi-pro basketball players never could. I’m talking of course about Granny Basketball. Count me among those who didn’t know…

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Things have been getting a bit out of control lately in terms of people just outright losing their minds and acting like savages. Times are tough around the country and people are under a lot of stress. Unemployment, inflation, Covid, crime, there are numerous reasons why someone might snap at any given moment. Getting the wrong order at your favorite chicken shack shouldn’t be one of them. Popeye’s allegedly has some tasty chicken, though I have never tried it. I’m more of an old school KFC guy myself but considering the behavior of one young “lady”, that must be some…

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Leftist actress Jennifer Lawrence made some curious statements lately, resulting in backlash from the media and some in her own industry. In an interview with Variety magazine (can’t believe that is still a thing), Lawrence claimed to be the first female action star because of her role in the Hunger Games series. Admittedly, I have never seen any of those movies, but I have seen numerous other movies featuring female action leads. “I remember when I was doing Hunger Games, nobody had ever put a woman in the lead of an action movie, because it wouldn’t work, we were told. Girls…

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Madonna has been a cultural icon for over four decades. Sadly, the 64-year-old washed-up superstar refuses to go quietly into that good night. In fact, since President Trump took office in 2016, her behavior has grown increasingly bizarre. Since famously threatening to blow up the White House, with no federal investigation, I might add, to dressing and acting like a bizarro grandmother on social media, Madonna has driven her legacy off the road and into a ditch and might not be able to pull it out. Madonna burst onto the scene in 1983 and took the music world by storm.…

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Sad news from the music industry as Canadian-born pop superstar Celine Dion recently revealed she has an extremely rare neurological disorder and has to cancel her tour. The disorder, called “stiff-person syndrome,” is so rare that doctors haven’t even given it a creative name. It is literally what it says it is, as a person’s muscles stiffen and spasm for no discernible reason. The affliction is exceedingly rare, affecting approximately one in a million people. Doctors are unsure what causes it or how to treat it, and conspiracy theories aside (the jab), it is unknown how Dion became a victim.…

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Protesting is the hot new trend. Not protesting real issues like antisemitism or political chicanery like what happened in Arizona, but rather protesting small stuff like animal rights and climate change. There were numerous incidents at high-profile sporting events in Europe over the summer that included protesters setting themselves on fire, chaining themselves to the net of a tennis match, and running on numerous soccer fields. While the Europeans sit back and politely watch it happen, that’s not how we roll in the USA. This season at a Los Angeles Rams versus the San Francisco 49’ers game, a skinny girly…

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There’s something about the Sunshine State that makes people do crazy things. The phenomenon of the “Florida man” is well documented. Generally, if you see a story about someone walking nude in the middle of the road or punching someone through the drive through window of a fast-food restaurant or riding an alligator, the first thought is Florida. Always a good time in the Sunshine state. Whether it is the heat and humidity, the drugs, or in this case the booze, people do insane things in Florida. Check this out. Henry Capouch, 30, was arrested in the early morning hours…

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