Author: robm

There are lots of good reasons to stay in the lower 48. Hawaii looks nice, but it is just a bunch of volcanoes, and it’s a ridiculous plane ride away. I could probably be persuaded to go there because of the scenery. Alaska? Hell no. Alaska is cold, barren, remote, very close to Russia, and apparently crawling with moose. Not the adorable kind with the flying squirrel, either. Big, angry, powerful moose that don’t give even the slightest regard to humans. Even the younger moose (mooses?) don’t fear people. Recently, a young moose strolled into an Alaskan movie theater and…

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The Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act was passed in the GOP led House this week in a move that should never have needed to be made. Sadly, not one Democrat voted for it, and Poopy Pants Biden has vowed to veto it as he continues to ruin women sports and embolden trans activists. It was a good run, ladies! While all real women should be appalled, only a select few have been brave enough to stand up and declare ‘shenanagins’! Riley Gaines, Donna de Varona, Martina Navratilova and Outkick’s Tomi Lahren have been some of the select few…

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New York State is proving once again to be the leftiest of left states this side of Commifornia. Sadly, it is mostly the people in Albany and New York City that is ruining it for everyone else, and now the state government is seeking to further wipe out Native Americans. No, not in the supposed genocide that our forefathers allegedly committed, but by eliminating all mention of Native Americans in the state in regards to high school mascots. They are solving a problem that no one thought was a problem. Check this out. New York public schools will not be…

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There are lots of critters in the wild that will mess you up if you stumble across them. Rattlesnakes, alligators, panthers, bears. Speaking of bears, much of the south and west is littered with the huge, cuddly looking creatures and not all of them fight fires or wear fedoras looking for picnic baskets. Recently a homeowner in North Carolina had the pants scared off of him while chilling at the end of a long work day. How? He had a giant visitor on his patio presumably looking for a treat or a smackeral of honey. Check this out. A man…

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Major American cities are unsafe, unsanitary, and decaying at a rapid rate. Chicago is a prime example. Chaos in the streets, a lack of police, and district attorneys that are hell-bent on releasing all of the criminals back onto the street to wreck more havoc. It’s not as if the police don’t know who are committing the crimes and what part of town they are being committed in. It’s understaffing, and fear of repercussion that is keeping the police at bay. In New York City, they absolutely know who the individuals are that are committing shoplifting crimes, yet the Soros-funded…

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California is a beautiful state. Wild mountains, deep canyons, beautiful beaches; it’s a shame it is full or Californians. More specifically, Democrats. Somehow, the left finds a way to ruin everything. Whether it is our larger cities, women’s sports, or the economy, liberals can run things right off the road. The homeless situation in liberal strongholds is off the charts. California, Chicago, San Francisco, Denver and others are overrun with homeless and their encampments, and local officials seem unwilling to do much more than sit back and watch. In Los Angeles, it is getting so bad that residents and business…

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It is nice to actually read some good news. In Texas this week, a woman went missing for two days before she was discovered accidentally in her submerged Jeep at the bottom of a lake. So, what is the good news? She somehow was alive and was rescued and taken to the hospital, where she is expected to make a full recovery. Check this out According to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, a fisherman at Lake o’ the Pines called police to report seeing a black Jeep submerged under water, about 40 feet from a nearby boat ramp.Deputies and a…

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An Ohio woman learned the hard way not to trifle with Target security. After wheeling her nearly $1k worth of groceries to the checkout, the entitled shopper demanded the groceries for free as “reparations”. Naturally, her ploy didn’t work. After becoming aggressive with store management, security stepped in to attempt to defuse the situation. When the disgruntled shopper couldn’t get satisfaction from security, she forced her way into the office. What happened next was a “keep the change” moment. Check this out. A security guard in Ohio reportedly punched a customer in the face after she demanded the store credit…

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Maybe this one isn’t a Chinese balloon! More and more unidentified objects are being spotted all around the country, as people are keeping their eyes on the skies for the next big UFO sighting. Whether we are talking about drones, weather balloons, spy balloons, or just plain hobby balloons, the UFO craze has been reignited of late by the volume of sightings, especially those caught on film. The military has released a number of strange occurrences and sightings and even went as far as to suggest there could be a mother-ship in the solar system sending unmanned probes to Earth.…

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Rob Lowe, one of the famed “brat pack” from the ’80s, certainly has had his struggles with fame and sobriety. As is often the case with child stars, Lowe fell prey to the temptations of alcohol and drugs. However, Lowe got a grip on his vices and turned his life and career around. In fact, Lowe is 33 years sober and still as hot career-wise as he has ever been. Lowe has been clean for decades and recently had the opportunity to present his son John Owen Lowe with a very special gift to commemorate his own success in his…

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Since 9/11 flying has become a chore. Understandably so, as the TSA has a tough job making sure no one is smuggling nail clippers or sunscreen on commercial, domestic flights. Post pandemic it seems as if people have forgotten their manners when it comes to little things, like flying and remembering to not be a complete ass-hat when you don’t get exactly what you want. One such ass-hat got reminded that you can’t just say and do whatever you want on a commercial airliner, even if you paid for a ticket. Check this out. A disgruntled passenger was forcibly removed…

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YouTube has been a revelation for entertainment and emerging artists. It isn’t strictly the cesspool of liberal censorship people think it is. While that DOES happen, and it happens way more often that the First Amendment really allows, it still can be useful. There is a lot of actual funny stuff out there on YouTube. Unfortunately, some of it isn’t, and some is dangerous and annoying. The old saying goes, “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”. Recently a young YouTuber pranked the wrong guy and won the stupidest prize at the carnival. Check this out. A YouTube prankster’s attempt to…

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It appears that so many people, especially kids have decided that they don’t want to work and be productive in favor of petty crimes. Sure, sometimes it is easy money, but if you have the technical skill to cut off a catalytic converter, why not just get a job as a mechanic and nix the risk of going to jail, or worse getting shot? Two bumbling teen thieves in Maryland might want to consider vocational school, or at very least learning to drive a stick shift vehicle before they plan and execute their next master crime. Check this out. Two…

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Imagine a “best-seller” list that doesn’t use sales numbers to compile said list. You are imagining the New York Times Best Seller List. Weird, right? Apparently, the legendary paper doesn’t really use sales numbers to compile their list. James Patterson, the renowned author, suspected the paper was ‘cooking the books” in terms of prompting which books are considered most popular. The NRT list is the industry standard and is very influential in dictating what people read. Apparently, conservative publications aren’t getting the same publicity, regardless of sales. Shocking! Check this out. Novelist James Patterson published concerns over the authenticity of…

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We all know Australia is insane. Box jellyfish, gators, flying snakes, trap-door spiders; the land down under is a freak show of wild species. Speaking of freak shows and wild species, what they don’t have is Ernest. Morgan Wallen, the biggest name in country music is currently touring Australia, and he brought some friends with him. Country rocker Hardy, up and comer Bailey Zimmerman, Ernest and Morgan Wallen have been selling out stadiums all across Australia. While there is plenty of crazy to go around, did Australia prepare itself for a shirtless Ernest, chugging a beer from his boot? Technically…

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If you are a person of a certain age, and ever watched a very popular NBC sitcom in the 1980’s starring Michael J Fox, then you certainly know who Justine Bateman is. Bateman, the sister of Jason Bateman, played Mallory Keaton on the smash “Family Ties”, and was one of the biggest female television stars of the decade. As most small screen stars do, she eventually tried her hand at movies, but with limited success eventually moved on to a life beyond television and movies. Recently, Bateman was researching something on the web and made the mistake of “Googling” herself.…

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In case you have been under a rock, or haven’t pulled your head out of the sand in the last week, there was a bit of a “dust up” on Wheel of Fortune recently. A contestant named Fred that was also an amateur wrestler ran the table and won every board, amassing over $70 thousand in prizes and cash. After winning the final puzzle, in a move that Ric Flair would sign off on, Pat Sajak rushed the contestant and put him in a “chicken wing” hold. The audience was stunned, and there (of course) has been outrage online, some…

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Thinking about a vacation? If you can afford one under Joe Biden and the democrats, where to go? Mexico is terrible, Canada is cold, and California is a communist hellscape, so what now? Maybe England? Too much rain. Maybe France? Nah, too many French people. How about Australia? The “land down under”. Vegamite sandwiches, “Men at Work”, Crocodile Dundee, beautiful beaches, super size trapdoor spiders. Wait, what? Oh, hell no. A new species of spider has been discovered in Australia, which begs the question, why is anyone searching for larger, scarier spiders? The trapdoor spider is common in Australia, but…

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Brandon and his terrible economic policies have hit us all hard. Gas, heating bills, bare grocery shelves; no one has been immune from Joe Biden and the “Bidas touch”. Even the Dollar Tree has had to raise their prices. While lefties and democrats try to blame those greedy corporations, Trump, or even more ridiculously Putin for the economic mess, it is painfully obvious that everyone is feeling it. Now, in New York City, one of the last bastions of cheap snacks has to raise its price because Joe and his cast of clowns in Washington. Check this out. One of…

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Shortages have been the calling card of the Joe Biden presidency. From crackers to chips to toilet appear, good luck finding everything you need with old Joe in office. The supply chain has been a disaster, prices have been sky high, and little relief has been felt for Americans since 2020. Many patriots like to have a nice, stiff drink to unwind and forget about the impending economic collapse and WW3 looming on the horizon. Guess that is over, at least if you desire the clear, delicious taste of tequila. Looks like there is a shortage on the horizon. Maybe…

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Linkin Park is a band that has had a massive impact on the music industry in the last two decades. Their unique blend of rock, alternative, and hip-hop has made them a household name, and their fans are some of the most passionate in the world. When the band’s lead singer, Chester Bennington, tragically passed away in 2017, fans were left devastated. Since then, there have been discussions about how the band will continue without Bennington, and if they will use holograms to honor him during their live shows. However, the band has made it clear that they will not…

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The recent suggestion by Pentagon officials regarding the possibility of an alien mothership in our solar system sending mini probes to Earth has sparked a great deal of interest and speculation among space enthusiasts and researchers. While the idea of extraterrestrial life has long been a topic of fascination, the notion of a mothership capable of sending out smaller probes to explore other worlds is particularly intriguing. According to reports, the Pentagon’s Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP) Task Force has been investigating a series of sightings of unidentified aerial objects. These objects, which are said to exhibit advanced and highly unusual…

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Why do people insist on keeping exotic animals for pets? Monkeys, lions, tigers, lizards, zebras. It almost never ends well. These are dangerous animals that simply do not adapt well to domestication. Sadly, too many stupid humans find out the hard way that wild, exotic animals can also be extremely dangerous. The latest example of why you should consider a dog or cat instead of, oh say, a zebra comes from Ohio. Police had to be called after a knuckleheads pet zebra got out of pocket and almost chomped his arm off. Who says this stuff is only for Florida…

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In a surprising turn of events, vinyl records have outsold CDs for the first time in 35 years. This marks a significant shift in the music industry, which has been dominated by digital downloads and streaming services in recent years. While vinyl records may seem like a relic of the past, they have been experiencing a resurgence in popularity in recent years, with collectors and music enthusiasts alike seeking out the unique sound and tactile experience that vinyl provides. One of the reasons for the resurgence in vinyl sales is the growing interest in physical media and the desire for…

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Buffalo Wild Wings, or BWW as it is commonly known, is a chain of sports bars that was founded in 1982 in Columbus, Ohio. The restaurant is known for its wings, beer, and lively atmosphere, making it a popular spot for sports fans and casual diners alike. However, the debate over boneless wings versus nuggets has been a topic of discussion among BWW customers for years. Some swear by the classic bone-in wings, while others opt for the more convenient boneless or nugget options. For one man in Chicago, he is calling shenanigans on BWW and their alleged boneless wings.…

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Seth Rogen used to be one of the funniest actors in Hollywood. His ne’er-do-well, happy-go-lucky stoner act helped propel him to stardom in such classics as “Superbad”, “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”, and “Knocked Up”. However, it has been a slow slide to oblivion as he has gotten too old for the stoner act, and his dramatic work has been largely panned. The sad truth is, he just isn’t funny anymore. Couple that with his raging case of the woke mind virus, and it makes Seth Rogen downright unlikable. Recently on the “Diary of a CEO” podcast, Rogen opened up about how…

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Kids aren’t known for their decision-making skills, especially teens. One just need look at the news and see how many kids are suddenly non-binary or something equally make believe. The ones that aren’t playing pretend are playing “Dukes of Hazard”, minus the comedy and the General Lee. Instead of the famous Dodge Charger, two knucklehead kids settled for a Kia SUV for their ill-fated joyride. Two juveniles were taken into custody after a high-speed chase with police in Minneapolis on Friday morning. The chase ended when the vehicle the juveniles were driving crashed through a bridge guardrail and landed just…

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As we stand on the precipice of global warfare, economic ruin, and the perversion of gender roles, including the open indoctrination of children, some people are starting to say ‘stop’! Not the people in Boston, Massachusetts, however. They have sold out the annual SatanCon! Cool! Just in case anyone needed any further proof that Western Culture was in full decline, the annual SatanCon, a festival of creepy people that claim to worship Satan, has sold out in Boston in April. The event, which runs April 28 through the 30th, is described as  “a weekend of blasphemy and remembrance in Boston.”…

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In a stunning development this week, “The View” has finally freed their studio audiences from the make believe safety and protection of masks. Months and months after being proved mostly useless as the rest of the sane world has dispensed with the chin diaper, studio audiences will now be free to bare their teeth at the cackling hens on The View like crazed chimpanzees. Which coincidentally or not are about as smart as the panel on the insipid daytime program. Oh, for the days of “One Life To Live”. Let’s check out the details: The ladies celebrated the policy change…

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Alana Thompson, also known as Honey Boo Boo from the infamous reality show, is almost an adult. Unfortunately, she has kept us waiting for the inevitable melt down and subsequent bad behavior that comes with most child stars. Now don’t misunderstand. I’m not a monster. I don’t want her using drugs or have anything bad happen to her. Just a little bad behavior to keep us entertained and keep her name in the media. Finally, our wish has been granted. Recently, Alana had an unfortunate run in with the law that resulted in a high speed chase and her way-too-old…

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