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Sex Claim Made In New Book About Biden’s Marriage Might Make You Blow Chunks

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We live in a day and age where people share far too much of their personal lives on social media. I don’t need to know what you eat for dinner for every meal, nor do I need to be encouraged by anecdotes of how you overcame the challenge of being plagued with hemorrhoids or how many bowel movements you have during the week. We had a phrase to describe those who over share, and that was “too much information” or “TMI.” Let’s bring that oldie, but goodie back into common vernacular.

One thing I don’t think any single one of us needed to know or even remotely wanted to know was anything about President Joe Biden’s sex life. I honestly can’t think of anything that would make me want to puke faster than pairing Biden with “sex life” in a single sentence. And yet, a new book by Katie Rogers called, “American Woman: The Transformation of the Modern First Lady, from Hillary Clinton to Jill Biden,” provides us with. Get a bucket, a trash can, a barf bag, whatever, because you’re about to toss your cookies.

According to the BizPacReview, one of the claims Biden makes for how his marriage to wife Jill has survived 47 years is the “good sex.” Guys, I don’t know if I can do this. I don’t know if I have the ability to push through this story. I feel so ill.

For reasons that can only be assumed to be diabolical in nature, the Daily Mail shared an excerpt from this trash heap of a book detailing “some very risque secrets” from President Biden.

Via BPR:

Rogers, a White House reporter for The New York Times, noted that Biden doles out marriage advice to aides “much to his wife’s chagrin,” as Daily Mail gushed about the president’s “devotion” to his wife as being the most important thing to him.

“The first definitive exploration of the changing role of the twenty-first-century First Lady, painting a comprehensive portrait of Jill Biden,” the book’s description reads on Amazon which adds, “Rogers traces the evolution of the role of the twenty-first-century First Lady from a ceremonial figurehead to a powerful political operator, which culminates in the tenure of First Lady Jill Biden.”

Here are some descriptions of the claims made in the book thanks to the Daily Mail:

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The president took his wife out for a date night in Rehoboth Beach in August, where the couple had a seafood meal at Matt’s Fish Camp and then headed to the local theater to see Oppenheimer, the film about the man who developed the atomic bomb.

They concluded their date night with a romantic walk on the beach to see the super moon, which is when a full moon occurs near the Moon’s closest point to Earth in its monthly orbit. The president had his arm around the first lady.

The book notes that Jill and Joe tied the knot back in 1977 and also points out that Jill started to take “more of a role in her husband’s political decision-making than she had before” following the death of their son, Beau, in 2015.

Well guys, we know who’s the actual president now, don’t we? Especially after that special counsel report that revealed Biden is suffering from some significant memory issues. This is a tremendously scary thought. The country most definitely did not elect Jill Biden to the White House. I think we deserve to know, in light of the report, how much of the decision making process the first lady is involved with.

“She is present for every major political discussion involving her husband and sits in during the interview process on most major Biden staff hires, from cabinet secretaries to spokespeople. Sometimes, she gets her own separate audience with a new hire,” Rogers went on to write.

“Biden stopped to pluck a dandelion from the grassy ground for his wife in April 2021 as the couple prepared to board Marine One for a trip to Georgia. The couple has exchanged kisses in the Oval Office and out in the open as they prepare to part for work trips,” Daily Mail recounted. “For her part, Jill Biden places cardboard hearts on the North Lawn of the White House for Valentine’s Day, calling it one of her favorite holidays.”

The book hits store shelves on February 27, however, it’s not exactly getting a warm reception on social media: